Lol. We don’t use separate plates unless we are served them at a restaurant.
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False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.
EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.
If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too
American breakfast is the same as English breakfast except we don't have beans or blood sausage. The beans are replaced with fruit, the blood sausage is replaced with regular sausage, and the gun is just a centerpiece, not actually part of the meal.
Goes on the side of the dominant hand.
Never occurred to me that I've never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn't start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.
If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it's completely safe lol.
I carry a LCP, (subcompact .380). I practice two hand, right hand, left hand. I also always try and shoot a magazine or two with sunglasses on at an indoor range to simulate low light conditions.
It has like a three inch barrel, so it's not the most accurate or easy to aim. I only shoot it at seven yards.
It's nasty to shoot, lot of kick. I call it the Angry Cricket. Trigger pull is heavy as it is a double action with no safety. I carry it with one in the pipe.
Hope I never have to use it, but if I do, I will be as accurate as possible. That's the ethical thing to do as I see it.
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I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you're left handed
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This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg.. just no.
Remember to unload and clean your breakfast gun. Put it away, and then get your lunch gun.
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Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
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With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.
If you took away the majority of the bacon this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon~~ this would be a really good breakfast 👍🏽
~~If you took away the majority of the bacon this would~~ be ~~a really good breakfast~~ 👍🏽
I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
The most American thing I have ever seen
Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?
It depends on your timetable. Right after it's consumed? Of course not, we're American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
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As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
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I've seen people eat pop tarts and bacon