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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 39 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Voting for Farage is like shitting your own bed.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

The woke mob want you to believe that shitting your bed is bad!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It could happen to any of us, so we shouldn't judge? That doesn't sound right.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fair point. None of us are getting any younger.

Voting for Farage is like deliberately shitting your own bed.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

Mousse from a bowl is very nice. But to put it on a person is demented.

[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

Shitting your own bed, and then rolling in it with delight instead of cleaning up posthaste.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Geekonomicon@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

However will we cope? 🙄

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

I guess we'll have to get our heads down and try to struggle through a time when our rulers weren't competing with each other to see who could be the most awful.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

But I'm trying to nap!

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 25 points 4 months ago

Daily Fail, consistent as always, so far up Tory arse one wouldn’t believe possible.

[–] jabjoe@feddit.uk 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So the Daily Fail has completed it's transition to Nazi support then. It wasn't a long journey for them to be honest....

[–] ThePyroPython@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Considering their historical support for Oswald Moseley they only had to take one step to the right.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s all well and good but where does he stand on Sandwiches?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago

Anything British with white bread.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

The Daily Mail slurps far right cock all the while lying. That’s impressive, actually.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

"our Brexit freedoms"

Lmfaoooooo

Ah, the Daily Hate Mail.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Wasn't Farage suppose to be suing the Daily Mail?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

There must be an easier way that wouldn't make me feel like I'd wiped my arse on my soul.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I bloody wish they’re going to do all of that.

[–] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's the betrayal of women's rights all about?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TERF dogwhistle. The Heil doesn’t actually suddenly care about women’s rights.

[–] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah that's what I assumed but it was just so out of left (right?) field that it took me by surprise!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing trans stuff