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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mormons would unleash their MLM army against the Amish and try to bankrupt them.

[–] silkroadtraveler 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This is the most accurate and funniest take here! An army of wellness advocates will descend on the Amish and unleash a flood of irresistible essential oils

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Amish would win but only once

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[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Depends, can the Amish get the support of the states with former Mormon bounty laws? That would be a wild mercenary third party

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Armish, because of their fancy hats.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The Mormons control all the salt because Utah. Salt is vitally important in off grid homesteading or something. They've already won.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

the amish have a mafia. and reliable post apoc transport.

The mormons won't know what hit them.

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

Mormons, no question. Unlike the Amish they believe in using technology, and as a bonus, some of the best city planning in America is in Utah

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

UTAHvid-19 vs. OH1o-N1

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If adirondacks could be weaponized, the Amish would already rule the world

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Mormon for sure. They have the US air force

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

I heard Mormons are also known as LSD cuz they use so much. Amish going to wipe the floor with them.

Also the Amish have horses

[–] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Amish are literally pacifist. Mormons aren't. I've never even saw an Anabaptist who owns a gun, they slaughter animals old style, sharp knife.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I doubt assault rifles are acceptable technology for the Amish too.

I wouldn't put it past the Mormon army to use nukes, but I doubt they need to, and the population density of Amish isn't going to give us the megadeaths we want from nukes anyway

My money's still on the Mormons in a conventional fight, especially as the Amish (as you said) are opposed to fighting anyway

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

I would go for Mormons. It looks like they have a high amount of troops which are relatively close by. This means that you can mobilize big parts of your Army and simply Overrun the first Libes of the Amish defended quite quickly. The Amish troops are quite spread out so help would probably come to late.

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