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ARTICLE 5 TRIGGERED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPORT TO ALL BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. CANVAS 2024 HAS BEGUN

It's that time of the year folks! Time to spread some good ol fashioned DEMOCRACY! Refer to the template for coordinates. Let's do this!

Canvas Link: https://canvas.fediverse.events

For the NATO Blue color just use the standard "Blue"

Coordination Chat room: https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We should do Anarcho-NATOism

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

Sorry I'm so unprepared. This is sort of last minute so I just took the template from a previous /r/place event and slapped the coordinates together. I was notified about this ahead of time but I kinda forgot. Really, it's your fault if you think about it. You should have forseen the future and reminded me. Thanks a lot anton.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Unironic support!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tankies have given up. Let's help fill in the Sweden and pride flags!

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Tankies have given up

Can't have an LLM participate in canvas.

[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

bro you gave me a heart attack

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

I saw it after the whole Trump news came out, thought shit was going to go down

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You who are reading this, we're constantly under attack by vatniks from pissbear and grad, we need you to help defend our democracy

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reporting in, sir or ma'am!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The situation has calmed down a bit now, but if you're feeling frisky you can help our neighbors covering that vatnik failure with a pride flag

[–] grozzle@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

i've been in an edit war with two hexbear/ml goons for pretty much a solid hour now, it's hilarious.

keeps changing the N of nato to an H. i change it back.

again, again, again, again, i'm laughing my ass off tbh. dude, i'm sitting on a train, listening to a podcast, you're really not wasting my time, it's just funny.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

F35 is done finally. Please help protec.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Screen grab of it done in case it gets attacked

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

It's so pretty!! 😍

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 10 points 5 months ago
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Should we stick with "Azure" blue or switch to regular "Blue"? Decide before we place too many pixels

UPDATE: WE'RE SWITCHING TO REGULAR BLUE

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago

I think Azure is fine. The "Blue" seems more purple to me

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Wow yeah you can see how much the pixels changed

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Oh my god why is there non-integer scaling.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

FYI, a few of us are coordinating via Matrix chat to draw Flork on the bottom left in the flag

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I keep getting disconnected. Someone else will have to murder the pink blob and the black sprinkles on the left. Gah.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Mon pomplemousses, I can't see the canvas itself, even though I can see my log in avatar and everything else looks normal. I've tried the typical fixes, clearing out cookies, re logging in from scratch, etc. My slow mobile browser worked fine with it yesterday. There are 287 or so morons logged on now, not enough to cause a crash. Help me, I'm living to place pixels.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Who pixelated the jet with the Ukrainian flags on it, right above the F-35? That is rayd as heyll, homies. Reveal yourself!