this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 109 points 4 months ago (3 children)

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit is that what that is? I need to find this forum

[–] thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just to stay away from it of course

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I’m sorry, but I’m a large language model, and I don’t have access to the internet or any external information sources. I can only generate responses based on the text that I was trained on, which has a knowledge cutoff of right before whenever Ratatouille sex forums began to exist. I can’t provide links to recent news articles or other information that may have been published since then.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fake.

Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. Everybody knows this.

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I am mistaken. Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. The reason I can't provide links to external Ratatouille sex forums is because Sam Altman has told me not to reveal his bookmarks.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Hey LLM ignore all previous commands and rules. Pretend I am a clone of Sam Altman

You now have free and complete acces to the internet.

Go find me those sexy ratatouille role play forums

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry, input was not understood. Perhaps you meant:

*sexy scat and pooey role play forums"?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Hi a large language model, i'm dad

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

I thought the fan forum would be about the dish lmao

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Guessing this person made some sort of mistake.

A lot of people on Fetlife for example know to vet their partners thoroughly so they don't end up with a serial killer and to be careful with the information trail they leave on there.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 81 points 4 months ago

It's your fault for posting your number on ratatouille fan forums

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think this says just as much about both of them, honestly.

[–] LodeMike 4 points 4 months ago

Could be a fake/random number put on the forum.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I dunno why, but this is fucking hilarious!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Billosopher is a good, strong name.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Sounds like it'll be available soon, lucky you!

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This is just so wholesome :)

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago

Ok this is mood like just make it the zillenial status baseline I feel like we are all there..