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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 103 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sticking my noodle in

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

saucy

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 96 points 4 months ago (2 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But tomatoes are fruits...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

House MD pride month special

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

[–] obey_rule_34@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 4 months ago

45 seconds I'll never get back :(

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The ancient texts!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There it is.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Tag team, back again.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Fuck you, thank you

[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

An oldie, but a goodie.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Magnificent bastard.

[–] Zeratul@lemmus.org 9 points 4 months ago

Gold

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo