this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] Duckling5746 4 points 10 months ago

Total foodie here. Take my knees and feed me

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No knees. Wheelchairs exist, and I'll be able to fuck with people from Zimbabwe.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What have the people from Zimbabwe done?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hello future person. I was told once that there's an urban myth in Zimbabwe about white people not having knees, because I guess the remaining white people there always cover up.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I don't know why, I don't know how, but thats just about the funiest thing I've heard all day.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No knees like my legs are stumps or no knees like my legs are rods?

Hot as in unpleasant and cools after you start to consume it? Or hot as in third degree burns along all of your intestines?

[–] WheatRoom@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

RODS.

Not intestine burning, more like mouth burning. And no it doesn't cool down

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

OK this I didn't expect. Its almost impossible to choose here.

I'm going for food always a lil hot but just know I have no convincing rationale here