this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Without a receipt we can't help you.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

does a birth certificate count?

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We only accept voter registration cards

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

An actual cash register receipt is required.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how the image itself is ai generated for some reason (as if there weren't enough images exactly like this you could use) but the bandaid is just poorly shopped onto it.

Why

[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Because AI art is shit at this kind of thing. Not incapable of, just absurdly fiddly to get obedience from. It'll get you 75% of the way there, and then you actually need to know how to edit an image, which is where it lets you down.

Go ahead and try generating images of a family during benediction wearing ear bandages and you'll find it really struggles with getting that last part right because it's not typical subject matter.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

"Ah Fuck. The kids ingested lead and now a bunch of them have cognitive imparements." Facepalm -- God [probably]

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Omg I literally thought of

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I've seen in a lalala long long li long long time.

https://youtu.be/deDlab6vFgg

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Damn it! You beat me to it.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can't wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I'm prone to ear infections. And I'm not a sheep

[–] tdgoodman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Ok, but I'm going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I'm complying

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Someone should make a realistic version of this. Like they're all obese, missing some teeth and the mother and father are siblings.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

How fitting for it to be the Christians that brought about the end foretold in their book.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, my bullet-worship-square is Bigger than yours. Jesus, I mean lord trump, will love me more!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Life in hell it is.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Donald Jr gonna have a hard time finding his misplaced bag of coke

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

The Stigmata Of Saint Donald

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?

[–] VesqS@r.nf 5 points 1 month ago

Those pads look like tiny pillows to me. Mike "My Pillow" Lindell strikes again

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 5 points 1 month ago

Stupid doesn't equal funny.

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago
[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Epigenetics works its magic

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Weird headphones