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They tested how well these It depts are doing their job. Apparently, a few of them failed to check the update before rolling out.
From what I understand this was pushed as a critical fix to all but a few Falcon Sensor versions, i.e.: this goes directly onto each endpoint checking in.
We are lucky they only fucked up one of the OS updates. Imagine if all of them had the same bug...
Jiatan probably is in shambles right now. Poor guy spends years to infiltrate in a project and got caught. Meanwhile CrowdStrike took whole infrastructure down with a single update.