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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents (www.theonion.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The buffalo flavor are the best.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn