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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents (www.theonion.com)
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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The buffalo flavor are the best.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn