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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

A painted fursona like this would give a radar return, right?

We'll just have to settle for our waifu pillow stuffed under the seat next to the uncrustables.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

"We have it's position, shoot it down!"

"But Sir...

Loona is my waifu too."

[–] drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sir! There is a fleet of furries on the radar!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago

Damnit! Tell cybersec to man the firewalls! They'll be hacking us in no time!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

You and I in a little fur con / commission some toons via Patreon...

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 4 months ago

If you store the uncrustables next to the pillows, they may become recrusted.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are you fucking stupid?

Do you seriously think that the DoD forgot to include the line item for radar absorbing hentai plane art?

JFC get with the times.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry and I deserve this abuse. ~Daddy~

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The fursona wouldn't matter on that specific jet. It also has an onboard microwave. You can paint your waifu AND bring frozen tendies under the seat.

That would definitely fuck with the stealth of some of the more modern combat aircraft though

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, yeah, is that a B-1?

You actually could make a microwave that's stealth-friendly, if you got it shielded enough. I wonder if that's been considered, or even done.

Edit: Yes, on the B-2.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a bone. The f111 looking nose combined with the girthmaster deluxe front landing gear are the tells in this picture.

As it turns out, aircrew need to be able to eat shit and sleep onboard if you want significant loiter capabilities. That was my favorite part of aircrew banter; eagle crews escorting bones liked to show off how fast and agile their jets are, and the bone crew would show off by flying straight and level for a bit while they heated up their lunch then shit in a toilet instead of a diaper

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Frozen tendies? Microwaved frozen chicken strips? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if skunk pussy stinks.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's a wolf. Her name is loona.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't answer the question.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

The answer is it depends

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Dunno, that soundy pretty crazy to me. Shouod send them to the loony bin

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Skunks don't usually smell unless they're threatened or dead. That said, it still probably stinks a little. Do not try to do the deed without the skunk's consent though

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Consent is sexy.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago
[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know they wore thongs back then.

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Invented for the 1939 world fair. Although, this picture looks more like it was taken in the 70s than the 40s.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 4 months ago

Interesting, thanks

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago

What I really like to imagine is the pilot coming up to the requisitions officer, who gives that long silence and glance of "are you fucking serious?", then passes the order along all the way to someone in an govt office job who reads "Sexy Loona Decal for Airplanes 2.6m x 1.7m


200 USD", sighs and signs the order.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Oh hey, we figured out what's gay to the Air Force.

[–] geophysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

Do it for them