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[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm not religious but seems pedantic. God didn't consider Adam his son. It was just a creation. Jesus is his son, which is something that has to be made "with" a person apparently.

Also I still ascribe to the belief that old testament god and new testament god are different characters.

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[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sorry, is there any writing.. that said god needs maria?

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not her specifically, but some woman as Jesus was to be God's one and only direct son. As in, not made by magic but born out of a person, to be and live as a mortal. So God asked this woman and she said yes, because of the implication.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Good just wants to fuck. Why else are girls so sexy? Checkmate Christians.

[–] AdminWorker@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

The trolling response is obvious if you grew up around teenagers playing with this idea:

  1. Men developed faster than women.
  2. Men started as women in the womb then were able to develop past it.
  3. God created a first draft in Adam, then said "i bet I could do it better a 2nd time, and I won't start from scratch this time"
  4. There is always a first child when it comes to siblings. "rolls eyes"
  5. Well Adam was the first, so there was no bloodlust. Due to eating the fruit, well there was a grudge match scheduled for having the time-out from paradise and introduction of death/bad/good/children - The terms of the grudge match were laid out: fruit of the woman to crush the snake.
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

God owed Naughtius Maximus a favor.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Probably same reason that you can't send file to your friend using localhost.

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