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submitted 5 months ago by NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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He uses an abacus to cook his books

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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

The idea that he knows how to use an abacus is impressive

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A tiny abacus for tiny hands.

[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Holy fuck is he ever old. And he smells bad too!

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Well, until he tried to cook a taco with it.