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Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why is it slightly crooked

[–] yuri@pawb.social 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i swear it wasn’t until i read your comment.

mods, how do i report a user for witchcraft and/or wizardry?

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

lol it’s all good just wanted to ruin everyone’s day

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure whether to thank or block!

Choose wisely…

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because the text is at a slight angle

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This guy solves.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A bigger win would have been to be taken to school in a firetruck

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would mean the school is on fire

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Set the school on fire and make all the fire trucks come at the same time.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Fulfilling your sonanon's dreams is worth more than a day at work, any day.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Their dad seems cool. Wonder what went wrong and where that they ended up posting greentext?