That ending was rather… sudden.
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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At press time, the ball had reportedly been shot after a Carbondale, IL resident accused the inflated plastic sphere of trespassing on private property.
Ya, that sounds about right. I've been there quite a few times, and that's the vibe I always get from them.