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[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Good ol' boomer humor

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Don't let him hold the baby, lol.