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This is all very confusing and I have now looked at a photo of Tate in his Speedos, which I wasn't expecting to do this evening. So now I am making you do it too.
Ha ha, yeah, I'll pass.
Edit: Never mind, someone posted the picture directly and I couldn't avoid it. Gross, but yeah, he doesn't have much business to hide down there, does he? Is that why he's accused of raping and trafficking minors, because he's angry...?
Never mind, someone posted the picture directly
That's not the original photo.
Welp, so much for the so-called pinnacle of masculinity.
Bump? Where? 🤣
I think I can see the outline of a ball. Maybe he's just got a wee little baby dick.
Definitely looks like a camel toe to me.
I'm a small man, and I got far more bump than that. Maybe the fruitcakes are onto something?!
The dress picture showed that people on the Internet are 100% confident in their ability to interpret a picture despite being wrong. I see we've learned nothing from that
Lmfao Same here, and I'm not even built like that. I think we're catching onto him.
There was shrinkage !
"Like a frightened turtle!"
I honestly don't care if it's that he was not born male, or a micro penis, or "it was cold". None of it excuses him pushing/living such toxic masculinity. Over compensating is no excuse.
Obviously not. It's just funny to see those people turning against each other.
It's still unpleasant intolerance, so not funny. Not suddenly ok because the target is normally the assailant on this front.
He was in the pool! There was shrinkage!
The actual thing
While it's haha funny I really don't want to see this dude's junk 50 times today.
What do your elvish eyes see? Looks like a Ken doll to me.
Heh. That rhymed.
I say leave the little guy alone before he exposes himself online.
Could you imagine if he was trans though? His fans would have an existential crisis.
This is so dumb. Everyone has know for years he gives off micro dick energy. It’s clearly a tuck job. Give Micro-dong a break already.
why are they so obsessed with genitals lmaoooooooo
I sometimes say to people "life is a joke that most people don't get". And stuff like this is what I mean with that.
The man's tuck game is on point. Could the Tate saga be the ultimate story of a man fighting the gay demons inside so hard that he does international crimes?
Can't wait for the anime!
"My Gay Demons Made Me Commit International Crime and Take Cringey Selfies"
If Andrew Tate was a Persona character his dungeon would be something else.
That would make a lot of sense. Let's Hope his journey if self-discovery speeds up a bit so we can all get out if this regrettable stage.
I mean... transvestigators are obviously batshit, but this is legit hilarious!
Yes, please turn against each other
who needed a speedo pic, i could've told you any guy who talks like he does is trying to compensate.
That's it we have a weiner
I know you need another...
Saw several micropenis claims. I'll tell you how this actually goes down.
There's two cavities above your junk and along your pelvis called the inguinal canals and you can actually push your balls up into those canals, which helps obscure them. The penis itself is floppy enough a material at that point that it can completely blend in. Tate's Tuck game is just decent.
Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper
I see your camel toe.
He's either trans, or he has a micro penis and baby balls. I don't think either choice looks good for him and this toxic masculinity image.. Edit: Alternatively his ballsack is so saggy he can just tuck it all the way to his back.
Gynew Taint
Womandrew Taint
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First, eeeww
Second, my guess would be a PS or just a weird angle, given the og poster seems to have their own issues.
