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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Saturn have

Wait, there are multiple Saturns?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

They're endangered.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah man. Haven't you played Earthbound before??? There are MANY Mr Saturn. Boing Boing!!!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Today I learned at least one roman god isn't dense enough to sink in water.

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Who said Saturn is both singular and plural?

[–] kbal@fedia.io 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More science facts: Salt water has higher density, so if you put the Pacific Ocean into a cup of tap water, it will sink to the bottom.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Bro out here subtle bragging with his ocean-sized cups

We get it, you have money, no need to show off

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's easier to read if you read it as a line spoken by the Silicon Valley TV character Jian Yang

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you drive a Saturn into the Pacific Ocean there's a good chance most of us will survive. Saturns have a low buoyancy.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

more science facts, if you were to put earth as close as you could to saturn without them destroying each other, they would orbit each other as a binary planet rather than earth being a satellite of saturn

essentially there's no way for earth to stably orbit saturn as it'd have to be so close it'd be ripped apart

[–] Gacrux@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what if a red giant star was placed in the pacific ocean? would y'all like to find out?

[–] amenji@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago

What if it's yellow? That's what I want to find out.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same with large black holes, which are (going by their event horizon) less dense than water. Black holes get less dense as they get more massive.

If you drop one into an ocean, the ocean will immediately collapse into an even bigger black hole and mess up space around it.