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99% chance it's a wrap. You just peel it off when you're done with it. It doesn't damage paint if you take it off in less than like 7 years and it would never damage the stainless.

Could be a wrap as suggested, but also, DeLorean parts are getting pretty thin on the ground. When they have too much body damage people will bondo and paint them. It happens.

I know right? I'm normally all for modifying your car any way you want, but friggin Dominos branding??

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