Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren't the same, but look -- they're even wearing the same color suit and tie!
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren't the same, but look -- they're even wearing the same color suit and tie!
Gotta love a good dichromatic vision joke. Well done!
Could be worse. One of them could have been wearing a tan suit.
I don't know man.......I'm compelled to vote for bacon.
Nah man, we really have to talk about health ca... Oh wait, is that a squirrel!!
Dog 1: "I'd like to talk to you about the issues. Food. Head scratches. That one weird smell by the curb we need to pee on. These are the issues. I have now talked about them. Vote for me."
Dog 2: "Dog 1 is friends with a cat. Vote for me."
i mean, the orange one was literally talking about bacon just a couple days ago
Reminds me of a Bojack Horseman episode where Mr Peanut Butter gets distracted by dog things.
Doggie doggie what now?
That's Mr. Governor Butter, to you.
WALKIES!
This is why I voted for cat.
Voting? A catucracy isnt a democracy!
*Hisssss
But if you don't vote for a dog the wrong type of dog might get elected!
'It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...'
'You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?'
'No,' said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, 'nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.'
'Odd,' said Arthur, 'I thought you said it was a democracy.'
'I did,' said Ford. 'It is.'
'So,' said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, 'why don't people get rid of the lizards?'
'It honestly doesn't occur to them,' said Ford. 'They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.
'You mean they actually vote for the lizards?'
'Oh yes,' said Ford with a shrug, 'of course.'
'But,' said Arthur, going for the big one again, 'why?'
'Because if they didn't vote for a lizard,' said Ford, 'the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?'
'What?'
'I said,' said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, 'have you got any gin?'
Nine.
Eleven.
thirteen.
Even talking about Tim Walz son is a distraction and a loose for us.
#WHERE IS HUNTER BIDEN??
This is so spot on
Left is let signal about all the promise I'm not gonna do during my mandate lmao