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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

we put fluoride in the water for THIS EXACT reason.

smh, these people obviously haven't reached degree 34 before uncalcifying their pineal gland. Extremely irresponsible.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These people probably don't even know what a bleach enema is

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So far this has been the best and easiest way to stay free of COVID. It's like two birds with one stone deal. Virus free with an ass of a pornstar.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

You can’t fool me into uncalcifying my pineal gland, I’ve seen From Beyond!

[–] The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

He just wants his ivermectin back. Those worms are giving him a tummy ache.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This is exactly what the Mayans were warning us about!

[–] tacosupreme@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I used to work for a gas company and they put little transmitters in the meters so we can get the readings remotely or get close and read them. There are literal lawsuits against the company saying "the 5g makes me sick and affects my thinking." Like dozens of lawsuits and 1000's of complaints. It's funny, people sometimes have these transmitters for forever but won't actually complain about anything until they find out. Sometimes they get told they are gone but they actually aren't and then suddenly are all ok again.

I remember someone joking the proper way to install a cell tower was to put it up, put out a press release, and then turn it on a month later just to weed out all the crazies in the complaints

[–] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I can have cancer, termites, or a subscription I didn't expect and I won't complain until I found out. You tell me they're gone and I'd be ok again too.

[–] j4yt33@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Worried for family - we are not vaccinated

Yes, I would be worried too

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Believe it or not, the 5g horses are completely harmless. They’re probably just helping deliver your emails.

There was a 5G centaur on my last street. Moved a year ago and have felt better ever since.

[–] earthquake@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone had to fake the images, so clearly this is satire.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

You think those images are fake ?!

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

How intelligent is a 5g horse? Sentient or sapient? Can they learn speech?

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

I do wonder, if you decide to spread such horseshit, why specifically did they choose it to be horse-shaped?

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Schizophrenia is really sad.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fair enough, but you and I both know that people legitimately believe shit like that and it's pretty believable that a schizophrenic person would make something like this.