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[–] PaperTowel@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I watched one HTML video 5 years ago, and now I'm using a De-Googled phone, Linux, and get a more paranoid than I should when I see and Echo Dot. This is not what I signed up for...

[–] pascal@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What a bunch of bullshit.

I self-host my stuff because it's cheaper, I run Gentoo since the last 15 years and use Chrome because it's just better and friendly. I also have a Xperia android phone and really, really don't like MKBHD.

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[–] tom@lmmy.tvdl.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Somehow I fall within all these categories

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

People care so much about the weirdest stuff.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Finally someone who doesn't call me either a corporate simp or paranoid

[–] apis@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago

Middle panel on most points, but only because too dumb & impulsive to be tech paranoid.

Don't be dumb & impulsive, kids, it is not a good mix.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Look at me, I AM big tech now Self hosted, or it doesn't exist

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[–] besbin@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

with how contentious Red Hat and Canonical decisions have been lately, the mid panel should have Arch and Debian replacing Ubuntu and Fedora.

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

How the fuck is Telegram after WhatsApp?? Telegram has some of the worst privacy while WhatsApp is at least end to end encrypted.

[–] EFZL5NM0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

WhatsApp is at least end to end encrypted

Just because it tells you it is doesn't mean it is

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[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There's should be a Matrix app in the middle or at the right.

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[–] kvinayak99@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I use ms edge on linux. Evil laugh

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tech conservative. What does it mean if I use librewolf?

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your canine is free but not on fire

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