Dad Jokes

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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

web developer

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

I see you found the key to taking care of it.

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shame, it probably was trying to switch things up a bit but got board and now it's feeling a bit blue :(

[–] sudo 3 points 2 months ago

This didn't click for me, but I can look it up on the web.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

It's under ctrl now.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

I have video of a spider inside my screen

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like a scorpion, tbh.