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submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 132 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Would you look at that! I ate the onion!

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, "it should be public domain by now."

[–] Poach@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I didn't know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 3 months ago

After all, it wasn't a song for the Confederates.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

A genuine laugh in the morning. I really wish it were true.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Soon Jesus is going to send a cease and desists

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This article has layers.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I wish this was less plausible.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

That's a lot of greats.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Guess he'll just have to start playing To Anacreon In Heaven, then.