this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
41 points (97.7% liked)

Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

453 readers
2 users here now

This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

founded 11 months ago
MODERATORS
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking of getting a mini fridge in the next few weeks and something similar to this is something I'd definitely LOVE! Under no circumstances do I trust that if I got one that my dad wouldn't rummage through it looking to pinch snacks/drinks I buy, so a hidden compartment or five would be perfect.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put a lock on it or rig up an anti-theft flamethrower or something.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like the flame thrower.

"If I can't have my cold thing fucking no one can have anything cold."

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 2 months ago

What about a mini-fridge that's made to look look like an old CRT tv. It could even have a real LCD screen with a filter on it for maximum deniability!

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

A floor safe that refrigerates

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Families should be a meritocracy. Lets turn the ice cream into a subscription service though.

[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

We do this at work. The ice cream sandwiches go in the ice maker, which is broken. It fills with ice but never dispenses. If it could only dispense I've cream sandwiches...