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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago (3 children)

All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Probably better to have a single normal glass you drink from whenever you miss, finding and filling that many water shot glasses would be pain

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

skill issue

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you mean to help simulate the sea warfare experience.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Salt water only

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alcohol poisoning the game!

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First battle shots, then battle shits.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought those were deviled eggs at first and got soooo happy

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not alone! I thought the same thing.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I count 32 total shots, this seems like a potentially fatal game

Depends on what's in the glasses. Probably wouldn't want to do it with neat liquor.

Does remind me of a scene in MAS*H where Hawkeye and...I think it was Beejay?...were playing checkers with shots. They drank everything they captured. One gets across the board and he says "King me." and the other puts an olive in the glass. One has clear liquor (presumably their homemade gin) and the other has a brown liquor, apparently whiskey.

I would recommend "kinging" the whiskey glasses with a cherry rather than an olive.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Considering that the goal of drinking games is to get you drunk I think it's ironic that the winning team in almost all of these games is the one that drinks the least.

[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are 100% duct taped cardboard.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yea I realized that and deleted the comment but it just stays there 🤷

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now we need games for other drugs.

Cokeopoly. Meth chess. Heroin pong. Weed go.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better. You should work in marketing.

This is an amazing idea.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago

You drank my battleship!

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know, nitrous oxide canisters are kinda peg-shaped...

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Battle wippits?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is brilliant.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Y-you jusht shank my-my baht..my baht-t-tl.. my boat!!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

We played baseball

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_(drinking_game)

It’s better for parties of more than 2 people

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have played this before you need a team of 2-4 to play it. We used fireball but also allowed for some water shots as well

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

This one's even worse. You take a shot if you miss, they take a shot if you hit: https://youtube.com/watch?v=kUMaIr4MEHg

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Add a full mug of beer after getting a ship sunk!