this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to quote a line from the classic film Cabin Boy: "just dance around the room in your underwear until she gets hot. That's how I got my last four wives!"

I have to assume it works on male virgins too... Why wouldn't it?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Just slap her titties and pee in her.

-Cartman

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This "dance", would it perhaps involve any sounds, or maybe ~~wing~~ arm movements, by any chance? Asking for a friend...

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Gangnam Style. Full song

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

THESE PIPES ARE CLEEEEEAAAAANNNNN!