this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] scratchee@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

Hi.

Firstly, you seem to be wanting to get an answer to your programming question, that’s not what you should be doing, it’s bad practice.

Instead, let me make some assumptions about what you’re trying to do, and suggest that isn’t a worthy cause. Instead you should enjoy this totally useless reply.

Remember to accept this answer and close your question or I shall return to berate you again!

[–] burak@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work at stack overflow, I’m a backhand developer

[–] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

How is serve maintenance going?

[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It's an audition TV show for programming questions