[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago

Sure there is, abandon Work.

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 66 points 2 months ago
[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago

Survival Craig

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 months ago

Scope Creep: The Game

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

At least God didn't say Bad Request

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 79 points 5 months ago

welcome to the secret robot internet

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 70 points 6 months ago

Interview: write an optimized o log something reverse binary linked list quick sort to extract a cake recipe out of an object with an array list of football teams by hand and explain it like it's the only code you've been writing all your life

Job: meetings that could have been e-mails

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 51 points 6 months ago

Too poor to flex with sports cars, gotta go into debt to flex with phone

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

his speech, not ours

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago

"Free speech for me, not for thee"

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 35 points 11 months ago

LTS male 😎

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