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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

After the first round they didn't check every single device they own? Of course, what's the chance it happens again!

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 month ago

"Bulkrate discount! Use promo code ISRAELISAWESOME to get an additional 15% off!"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

You bet your ass they're tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shall we check all the remaining beepers?

Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won't get us a second time.

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

240918_Hezbollah_Supply Chain Challenges 2025 outlook_UPDATED_v2.pptx

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ncd gains another prophet (this was posted to r/ncd yesterday)

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Prophets increase profits?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

for now it's handheld radios, more pagers, solar energy systems and laptops

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.

[–] emmie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Removing balls from Islamic extremists is a key to this girls heart

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Won't somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1

[–] obre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck them too, right

Did I say "fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil" or did I say "think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council"?

Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶

But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?

Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷

So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah we'll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brought to you by Motorola 😉

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Sorry but those looks like Midland radios (: