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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The onion nailed it, once again.

“Many of these people are coming here illegally, and they’re taking our bone fractures, they’re taking our repetitive stress disorders, and they’re even taking the little things like carpal tunnel syndrome. They’re all just trying to load up on medical debt that could be going to people like me and my family.”