With that specs I'm changing my opinion from cute to old.
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All that for a 5400 RPM HDD? SMH
May 4 fell on a Thursday most recently in 2023, 2017, and 2006. That build screams 2006, but both the Core 2 Duo and the x1950 Pro wouldn't be out until later that year, and there wouldn't actually be a Core 2 Duo with those specs until 2008 (the E8500 with 3.2 GHz--as far as I can tell there was never a Core 2 Duo with a precisely 3.2 GHz base clock). So this would have been a build that was quite long in the tooth when this was made (assuming it was made through texting a buddy and not a janky meme generator).
surely people wouldn't lie about their specs online
8.5" long, 4.9" thick
Get that thing far away from me, it's going to harm me
4.9 thick? Like diameter?
I was assuming circumference, probably just wrapped a tailors tape measure around his cock and took that number.
Horny time. No geometry
I already feel insecure about Diddy’s 1,000 bottles of baby oil the feds confiscated. Wow.
What if that's the radius of his cock 😳
Horny time! Stop it with the math!
So his dick resembles a drink bottle? Surely that can't be good.
Sorry that your training was insufficient
So, yellow is, like, 20 y/o, average build. Probably employed as a server
At least he has a sense of humor
Core 2 Duo was introduced in 2006
This is more like 15 years old
:(
...wanna get online and play some Monoco?