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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The sorting cone sorts you into 4 different hazards:

  • No PPE
  • Removed safety guards
  • "I've done this a thousand times"
  • Intoxicated
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got placed into the Road Kill Collection house.

Get to to throw the snakes, badgers, ravens, and "possibly a griffon or could have been a house cat smashed into a hawk" into the back of our muggle truck.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, in my time on the net, I've been sorted in the Geeks bearing GIFs and Programmer with a screwdriver categories before. But since I've done this a thousand times, intoxicated, without safety guards or PPE, I'm not really sure which way I'm heading.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

j k rowling

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i hate to bring this up, but it wasn't the sorting hat that declared to harry that he was a wizard.

now if the caption had read, "yeh'd be great in slytherin, harry", that would be accurate.

(aside: i would have personally liked the books better if harry was sorted into slytherin, hermione into ravenclaw, ron into hufflepuff and the three still went on to become fast friends. it reinforces the message that we don't need to be alike to become pals.)

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

You’re right. This meme of a talking traffic cone is completely inaccurate.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes but then you'd lose the joke wizard = hazard

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but the joke is inaccurate. might as well make it say, "i am a chelsea fc midfield legend wearing an orange dunce cap because i kicked the shit out of that pre-teen ballboy once".

heck, that's more accurate than the sorting hat adopting hagrid's tone.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago

Tbh I'd rather have an inaccurate joke than whatever you typed which doesn't sound funny at all