MeatPilot

joined 2 years ago
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Future future future you only says: constant screaming

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

"Dress for your day!"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

It's the motive force! Not some heretical warp magic.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 78 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.

Holy shit.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh no! He might have to flee the country.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

If a kitten can draw blood on me and make me wince in pain. I have no hope of upscaling from there.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

If it's his end shouldn't it be the end of his name "Nta"?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

The better solution

Bicycle vamps

 

As if all of Lemmy cried out at once.

 

TMM means nothing to AOE

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Tiny Face Vance (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MeatPilot@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

uhm vie-s pess-uh-dent

 
 

His couch thought he was a handsome boy.

 

Vance, just sitting on the couch having a snack.

 

JaDy...Vance!!

 

This is a rhetorical question. Of course we are. Time to start an underground railroad I suppose.

 
 
 

From the depths of your subconscious!!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14068001

Total Eclipse [OC]

Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160

Shot a still we filming the transition. Wish I had a polarized filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

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