MeatPilot

joined 1 year ago
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Easy way to make line go up.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

White Crocs with brown/black stains all over

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Means it has pubes on it.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
 
 

From the depths of your subconscious!!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14068001

Total Eclipse [OC]

Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160

Shot a still we filming the transition. Wish I had a polarized filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

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Total Eclipse [OC] (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by MeatPilot@lemmy.world to c/photography@lemmy.world
 

Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160

Shot a still well filming the transition. Wish I had a ND filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

 

This is a knee slapper

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