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[–] Shamefortheshameless@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The bed didn't break, so I feel like everybody did their job here

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

I once held a temp position in QA. I found a nasty, but obscure error that wouldn't have popped up until way down the line (and also wrote and submitted a fix). The original developer was annoyed, but the team lead was pretty happy to see me do exactly what I was brought on for: Abusing the app in all the ways I could imagine a user not on the actual dev team doing.

So yeah, great job tester, great job developer, now we wait for the user to try actually sleeping in it and finding it terribly uncomfortable in the long run, or exerting lateral force instead of the vertical one it was designed for.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Seriously what's up with Lemmy and beans

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you block all the meme communities you don't see beans anymore. I haven't seen beans in months

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I got rid of the beans...

What did it cost you?

Every meme

[–] three@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

forced 8 year old meme

[–] XanXic@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sent back for breaking defect.

Here's the 17 steps to repro..

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Dev team: "Nobody will ever do that"

Users half a yeat later: "So I found a breaking bug while trying to..."

[–] aero@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

And then the end user lights the bed on fire

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

/* Test suite out of scope for API, disabling.

*/

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
$ git add *
$ git commit -m "optimised tests"
$ git push --force --no-verify
[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

I wanna watch Mr Bean now