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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The terrible English just made me angrier and angrier as I went through it.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

I saw the first 2 lines and was like...here comes the migraine.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not as bad as Corey Feldman, I hate to say it

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

But muh rigt to spel wong

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their excellent spelling and grammar assures me that this is someone who certainly knows what they're talking about

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sum papers.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 month ago

SovCit is 100% lying. This never happened. They just want to continue to spread their wrong ideas.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate trying to decipher posts like this.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

The poor spelling is a filter, much like scam (Nigerian at the time) emails, they don't want people who will question their motives, just people who are looking for an easy easy out

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul

Sorry, had to finish the quote

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

No, I appreciate it! Couldn't find a complete gif that didn't look thoroughly nuked.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

People like this almost never read or write, which is why their correspondence is like this.

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you’re driving to, say, the store to get some milk, wouldn’t that count as travelling for business? There would be a transaction involved.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

No, because you just travel privately, the travel ends, conveniently there's a store there (that's why they're called convenience stores), you do your business (no drive through!), and then you travel home with your souvenirs.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can someone translate this to English?

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly I found it really easy to read - not sure what that says about me though. I often find this illiterate text-to-speech style is “easier” to decipher when I read it out loud (albeit in my head). I’m not sure if that last sentence will make sense to everybody.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The person is writing "I'm stupid and uniformed" over and over again.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yet more evidence that anything that goes well for them is cops/clerks/judges/etc who don't think they're creating an imminent danger and don't want to deal with their shit that day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, I can't really blame them. Who's paid enough to deal with SovCits?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Interestingly Syesha Mercado from American Idol seems to have become a sovcit.

[–] Rivalarrival 17 points 1 month ago

This guy is going to a lot of trouble he doesn't need to. I mean, the "non commercial" limitation is due to a law of the land. But all he has to do is convey that vehicle to a boat ramp and let it touch water from time to time. Now it is no longer a land vehicle; it is a maritime vessel, portaging overland between ports. It is now immune to the laws of the land, and the laws of the sea don't have a "non-commercial" limitation.

You do need to remove the "private" placard from your conveyance, and affix a "maritime" placard instead. And I'd be happy to ~~grift you~~ sell you such a placard.

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago
[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've often wondered how many of the sovcit posts are honeypots made by local cops.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I very much doubt they want to encourage these people.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Absolutely zero

[–] proper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

brain damage

[–] finley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

That is legal ease.

Not gunna beleive what happens next!

[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

They figured out how to make a superscript 5 but can't type "for" or "to". Amazing

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Ask'd. So strange yet so beautiful

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just incredible stuff. People like this need to be tracked and catalogued so we can understand them better

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The ADL and Southern Poverty Law Center do, but I don't think they have half the exposure to them I do.