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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I love history, of all sorts. It's fascinating, and I believe very strongly that there are admirable qualities to be found in all sorts of cultures and time periods.

... but don't think for a moment that the past was a pretty place, or superior (or even equal) to modernity. Fun to (mentally) visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

[–] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Had a recent discussion on here about exactly this because someone said this is the worst time to be alive. There’s no way I’m going back to the past, and I’m not even a minority or one of the oppressed sexual orientations/ genders. Ill take my vaccines, frustrating technology, and unfortunately corporate overlords and oligarchs thank you very much. At least when they ram a spear up my ass they do it in the form of a digitalized bill.

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you were rich of course. I feel like if you appeared in any time period and were rich, you would be mostly fine. Maybe not France.

It still wouldn't be better than preset. Doctors, technology etc...

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Oh, of course. Rich and of the right gender and ethnicity and you could have a grand old time - maybe not as grand in most ways as today, unless you have a craving for an army of slaves to wait on you hand and foot.

But hell, propping up your feet and getting fed cooked dormice and lead-sweetened wine in a fancy villa with central heating as a wealthy Roman in the 2nd century AD, or having sorbet on a nice summer day and chilling in a palace with windcatchers cooling the place as a Persian noble in the 7th century AD, or getting absolutely blasted on 'medicinal' opiates and cocaine in your massive private garden with a personal hermit for aesthetics as a Victorian gentleman in the 19th century AD probably ain't so bad.

Still would prefer communication quicker than the post and modern vaccines, but at least there, the wealth fantasy, I get some of the appeal.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The dude stabbing the other dude in the behind really doesn’t appear to be enjoying himself.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"This hurts me more than you."

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Look at his helmet, he can't see anything. All we know the other dude might be his friend.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To him it’s just another day at the office.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Real pain in the ass

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment. Or dying in the moment, depending on which side of the spear you are.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are living in the moment until they are dead. But aren't all we?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ever wonder how Vlad impaled people? Hint: OP's pic is demonstrating step 1.

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd love to go back to the late 2000s and early 2010s though

Maybe its the nostalgia speaking but everything about the 2020s so far has sucked

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There's a lot about the late 2000s and early 2010s I don't miss, but I feel that nostalgia.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

back in my day we had wars so monarchs could do some dick measuring where you had things stuck up our asses, and we liked it

Old people after muskets were added to military skirmishes probably

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They worked like 10% as much as we do. Also, if you had ANY medical issues, you just died. Easy peasy, no fuss no muss.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Neither of those claims are true. Subsistence farmers work all day every day, and it's miserable work too. Hunter-gatherers have it a bit easier, 'only' working about as much as modern folk do, but make the trade for a whole host of stability and convenience issues. Pastoralists would probably be closest to your claim, but even then, you're looking at spending most of your day in the saddle. Does give a bit more context to the very "What the fuck, you WANT to live like this?" style reactions from pastoralist societies to sedentary farming societies though.

As for medical issues, you could look forward to a long life of parasitic infection and chronic health issues from past illnesses.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're really putting a damper on my just dying of things fantasy...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can just die of starvation, you know, if you're not into the whole subsistence thing.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"I'm a non-subsistence farmer."

"You mean you grow a considerable surplus, right?"

"No."

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Kind of like you can just build a cathedral. It's actually quite an ordeal.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I like to fantasize about deaths I'm not the decider of. It does less damage than other thoughts.