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If you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound. (hilariouschaos.com)
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If they’re legally a doctor, it counts.

You can decide to spare a doctor who touches you if you feel like it.

If you touch them yourself, the power still activates.

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