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Anyone that is targeted by this power will get the irresistible urge to watch the entire Shrek 2 movie from start to finish down to the last end credits no matter what happens.

They will do anything to watch Shrek 2 such as buying the entire movie, pirating it online, or selling their own organs just to get a copy of Shrek 2 and watch it.

They become hostile to anyone and anything that tries to stop them from watching Shrek 2 such as destroying the tv or pulling them away from the screen.

They have no other will or desire but to watch Shrek 2 no matter the cost, even if it takes their own life.

The power has a limit to only work on 5 people at once and could only be used again once one of them has successfully watched Shrek 2.

There is also no cool down.

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