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Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men (theonion.com)
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[–] finley@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

So, tomorrow night if you’re in FL, GA, or SC?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

That's what you get for using FedEx

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We did have an eclipse this year, so maybe package soon?