Let the dude post his self indulgent staged selfies in peace. He ain’t hurting anybody.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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harmless doesn't = not funny
Is that cream cheese on regular toast though? At what point do we say enough is enough?
Hey! Cream cheese on toast is fucking tight. Don't diss it just because one dude is a little cringe
Yeah it's good shit. The smoked salmon stuff on whole wheat is great.
The smoked salmon Philadelphia spread...? I love me some salmon, heck even smoked salmon, but that stuff? You can have it all to yourself
It doesn't beat homemade stuff with real smoke salmon, that's for sure. I live in BC and get the good stuff from the res, plus my dad's been smoking his own for my whole life. That being said, I like the Philly stuff for nostalgic reasons, reminds me of childhood yknow.
BC? Res?
Does BC stand for Bok Cito by chance?
Sorry, BC is British Columbia a Canadian province, res is the colloquial term for a First Nations reserve.
Thought you were talking about the Choctaw Reservation for a second lol, figured I might have known you IRL.
Smoked salmon on sandwich? Does it come as ready to use spreads? Which one do you use? Tell me mooooree
You can buy the Philadelphia cream cheese smoked salmon spread, it's not the best but it's ok, you get what you pay for. Otherwise you make your own with your own smoke salmon which I'm sure you can buy from somewhere, I live around a lot of First Nations so fresh salmon is easy to find where I live. You can make it yourself with a smoker or buy premade.
I like putting it on bagels myself but you could throw it on a sandwich by itself or mixed in with some cream cheese.
I remember this sparked an argument the last time this pic was posted somewhere else. Like, the bread isn't toasted, it's butter but the lighting makes it look bright, no it's cream cheese the lighting is normal, etc. It was the pettiest thing but things for racist real fast.
Had to double-check to see if I was in a cringe community 😬
26 people are the guy in OP's pic
The thing I always found strange is he says running to campus implying he's a uni student. But he's balding and looks to be late 30s early 40s, so is he a teacher? A late student?