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Malicious Compliance

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People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request.

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Prestigious_Store_22 on 2024-10-06 12:51:11+00:00.


When I was working at the gym many years ago a friend of mine came in to work out.

It was a slow time of the day, so very few people were working out and the gym was a small one.

The area was split in two parts, divided by a fairly large U-shaped bar.

One quarter was filled with a few benches, dumbbells and barbells, and the other area was filled with machines.

My buddy was a really nice guy, but tended to overestimate his abilities.

Recently he surpassed the magic milestone of a 100 kg bench press and his plan for this day was to repeat this.

I am very aware of his abilities and asked him if he wanted me to spot him during his bench press.

It’s always recommended to use a spotter when bench pressing with weights nearing your maximum.

He said: “No, I feel really strong today, so I don’t need a spotter.”

I asked: ”Are you sure?”

“Nope, I really can do this so I don’t need your help for this.”

I offered to spot one more time but, he was very sure he could do it without me spotting him, so I went to the other side of the bar area and just waited.

It did not take long and I heard some groaning and puffing and eventually he shouted my name, asking to help him.

So, like the good friend that I am, I hurried to the other side of the bar where I found him with the barbell on his chest, very helpless.

I laughed for about 10 seconds and then I removed the barbell from his chest.

We had a good laugh together after this and he never learned.

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