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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I bet it was the dog"
-- The Cat

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Neighbor's dog.