Risa

Using Dangerfield material with this meme format is just a gold print. Or gold press platinum print at least.

Could perfectly hear Datas delivery too. Even the ba dum bum

Edit: fixed a couple grammar things. I make a lot of spelling and grammatical errors. I think faster than I type and just skip words or don't even notice that I've used the wrong one. This place is honestly the only place that never calls me out for it. I love y'all so much.

Template

Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.

Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.

"This Padd is black not."

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

Data's eyes here see into my very soul...

"Nope, no respect... I tell ya, I can't even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay's holodeck programs!"

Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily