Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Memes
Rules:
- Be civil and nice.
- Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
All those pockets too small to carry a phone.
Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).
Thankfully, other men.
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
I don't want to show anyone up
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Sheer sex appeal
Because eww, I don’t want to
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
It's too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
I don't want to be killed off like them?
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
I'm not old enough =(
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.