I wonder how many people ate the onion on that one being as he'd have access to that information without doing anything like that, being as their his data centers and whatnot.
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The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?
I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.
Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.
They're not really using thqt platform, are they?