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You sneeze every time someone has sex. (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn't I just die then? Ppl are having sex even right now

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would it be one big long sneeze or a thousand sneezes per second?

Dead either way, though, for sure.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dang lol