Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 3 weeks ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No one trusts a mole

[–] actually@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reactive agents , like Jame’s Bond, help convert moles

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How ionic.

[–] Seaflea@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad someone has a solution.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even shadows?

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

They can be a bit shady...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ooof. I'll be keeping an ion you!