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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Ancient_Educator_76 on 2024-10-23 03:03:26+00:00.
This one should be (fairly) quick. I started working at a convenience store, one that doesn’t particularly like it’s employees to have a significant amount of cash in their drawers. Okay, no biggie. Anytime somebody is paying with a big bill we have them use the “mash gin”, pretty dope self checkout system if I do say so myself.
But it doesn’t do cash back.
Typically, we don’t either.
We accommodate when we can, and try to be nice about it when we can, despite our all caps NO CASH BACK sign we have, laminated , so we can put it out when we’re low.
It’s officially out. We’ve got no (very limited) cash, customers in line at all registers, and we encounter KarenFace. I guess he’s technically a Kevin.
I’m so low Im asking customers if they’re paying with cash or card, subsequently referring cash to the automated ,machines.
I ask KarenFace “hey how’s it going is it cash or card??”
KF- oh it’s card
Me - good thanks
I ring his four bucks worth of items and then he says as the register pops open “ oh I put in for cash back” as he’s literally touching the no cash back sign
I try so hard not to sigh, to no avail. As my drawer is popped open I see Im in luck someone actually just paid for gas with eight fives so I promptly grab the, and start counting.
KF- what the fuq bro nah “don’t give me all fives wutdafuq is wrong with you?” I know u guys got cash “
yall lying pieces of shits !
Okay the last little part was said with just with his face but fuq dat guy.
Enter MC
As I explain to him that this is really all Iv e got I decided to leave two fives and hand him a roll of quarters with thirty in fives. I make sure it’s splayed out so it looks like a lot of fives.
“Looks like you’re right, we do got cash”
Tmdr- I gave a Kevin forty dollars cash back